Late Night Texts 7

S: Bad pick up line war. Three two one GO!

G: If I said I liked your body, would you hold it against me?

S: If I had to choose between you and a Chevy, I'd ride you any day.

G: Are you from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.

S: I'm allergic to your clothes. I'm going to have to ask you to remove them.

G: You have such a beautiful smile. It'd be better if that was all you were wearing.

S: Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

G: You fucking sexy nerd.

G: What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course.

S: That's not a pick-up line. That's a command.

G: Are you forfeiting?

S: Hell no.

S: You might say I'm a samurai, because I'm a master of the sword.

G: If you were aspirin, I would take you every four to six hours.

S: Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

G: Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants.

S: I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.

G: Really?

S: What?! Your pick-up lines aren't that great either.

G: Oh, no, I know that. But would you really marry me tomorrow?

S: Well…yeah, I guess.

G: No guessing, kid. It's a yes or no question.

S: It's more complicated than that. There's the arrangements, there's the angry brothers to deal with, and then there's the fact that you'll spend the rest of your life with me.

S: Gabe?

S: Gabriel, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

S: Gabe…please text me back.

G: Calm down, Sam. I'm not a teenage girl. I can't text you back every two minutes.

S: So you're not mad about what I said?

G: Of course not.

S: So…?

G: Look, kid, I'm completely okay with spending the rest of my life tied down to your sorry ass.

S: I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

G: Can I come over tonight?

S: I wouldn't expect any less from you.

G: See you in a few hours.

G: Hey…kid?

S: Yeah?

G: I love you.

S: I love you too.


D: Hey. Sam and Gabriel are going at it like rabbits.

C: I don't understand the reference.

D: Of course not.

D: Bad pick up line war! Three two one GO!

C: What?

D: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

C: I was bruised a little, yes, but I am fine now. Why do you ask?

D: Sometimes I don't know why I bother with you.