Late Night Texts 6

D: I can hear you laughing from my room. Shut up.

S: Any fear you once instilled in me is gone. Just like your man card.

D: No one touches my man card.

S: You did this to yourself. I can't believe you cried.

D: It was a heart-breaking movie!

S: It was Phineas and Ferb!

S: I didn't even know you watched Disney Channel!

D: Have a heart, Sam! They were going to lose their platypus!

S: ….

D: I can still hear you laughing.

S: Well I'm not going to stop anytime soon. Why were you watching Disney Channel, anyway?

D: Because Cas wanted to.

S: …you two were cuddling on the couch, weren't you?

D: Maybe.

S: Other people sit on that couch.

D: Then it's a good thing you didn't see what we were doing earlier.

S: You didn't.

S: Tell me you didn't.

S: Dean, did you and Cas have sex on the couch?

S: You two had sex on the couch AND THEN WATCHED PHINEAS AND FERB?!?!

D: You sound more disturbed about the last part.

S: It's a kid's show, Dean. Not a show for two men who just fucked on a couch that everyone in the fucking house sits on.

D: It's a good show, Sam. Better than that shit you watch.

S: Hey. The Gilmore Girls is a great fucking show.

D: Yeah, and House of Wax was  a great fucking movie.