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Late Night Texts 11D: Come on, Sam, you can't be that mad at me.

S: You laughed, Dean. It was my friend's funeral, and you fucking laughed.

D: What can I say? I put the fun back in funeral.

S: Yeah, and you can't spell funeral without F and U.

D: You can, but it wouldn't be funeral anymore. It'd be neral.

S: You are a dumbass. An overgrown, annoying as hell, dumbass.

D: Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

D: OW! Son of a bitch!

D: That was childish, Sam. Where the hell did you find a dictionary, anyway?

Late Night Texts 16S: Dean, you know how we have the same phone?

D: Yeah, they were one of those "buy one get one free" deals. Why?

S: We need to do something to make ours very different.

D: Why?

S: You left yours on the table this morning, while I was eating breakfast.

D: And?

S: And I thought it was mine. So I went through the pictures.

D: ....you did what?

S: I went through the pictures, because I thought you had hacked my phone and changed it to the Impala, and I wanted to change the background.

D: …what did you see?

S: Other than things that I'm going to require therapy for?

D: We've known you need help for years.

D: Seriously, Sam. What d

Late Night Texts 8D: FOR SPARTA!

S: You have no idea what actually happened in that battle, do you?

D: Other than some manly ass kicking, no. I have no idea.

S: I'd explain, but you'd just ignore me, so there's no point.

D: I want to watch another movie.

S: Why? So you can cry over a platypus again?

D: You're a heartless bastard for not tearing up, you know that?

S: It was a cartoon, Dean.

D: So was that movie about those stupid lions. You cried like a little bitch when that old lion died.

S: It was sad, Dean! He lost his father!

D: It should have made him manlier. Like me.

S: You have no room to be talking, you cried in that other lion movie!

D: W

Late Night Texts 13D: Sam, why are you staring at me?

S: That website was right. You do have gorgeous collarbones.

D: The fuck?!

S: And you have broad shoulders. And glorious tanned skin.

D: Sam…were you reading that slash shit again?

S: Yes.

D: Last time you read that crap it gave you weird ideas, and I had to bring you back to normal.

S: You almost shot me!

D: Yeah, you fucking deserved it.

S: I did not!

D: Sam, you barreled through a door, screaming "Let me love you!" at the top of your lungs.

S: I just wanted to love you, Dean.

D: I can't believe we're having this conversation right now.

S: Why wouldn't you let me love you?

D: Reason one:

Late Night Texts 9D: Cas brought me a new Amulet.

S: Gabe brought me Snickers.

D: Cas bought me a collection of Westerns.

S: Gabe bought me an iPod.

D: Cas brought me a bottle of Jack.

S: So your boyfriend fuels your alcoholism? Mine doesn't.

D: Alcoholism?! HA! Real men don't become alcoholics!

D: And what does your boyfriend do? Other than getting killed by Lucifer, I mean.

S: He beats the shit out of your boyfriend, that's what.

D: Your boyfriend didn't beat the shit out of my boyfriend, he completely took him by surprise and had someone else do his dirty work.

S: Oh, and I suppose your boyfriend is better?

D: Yeah…that's what I've been tr

Late Night Texts 15C: How much value do you place upon your laptop?

S: What?

C: How much love do you have for your laptop?

S: Is this some sort of joke?

S: Never mind, this is you.

C: I don't understand.

S: I feel like you say that every time we talk.

C: You are missing the point, Sam. How much value do you place on your laptop?

S: I love it. It means a lot to me. I'd be fucked without it.

C: Oh…

S: Why?

C: There is no reason for my inquiry.

S: Cas.

C: Yes?

S: What happened to my laptop?

C: …Nothing.

S: I will trap you with holy oil unless you tell me what happened.

C: Do you recall the film that I took Dean to see?

S: The Avengers?

Late Night Texts 6D: I can hear you laughing from my room. Shut up.

S: Any fear you once instilled in me is gone. Just like your man card.

D: No one touches my man card.

S: You did this to yourself. I can't believe you cried.

D: It was a heart-breaking movie!

S: It was Phineas and Ferb!

S: I didn't even know you watched Disney Channel!

D: Have a heart, Sam! They were going to lose their platypus!

S: ….

D: I can still hear you laughing.

S: Well I'm not going to stop anytime soon. Why were you watching Disney Channel, anyway?

D: Because Cas wanted to.

S: …you two were cuddling on the couch, weren't you?

D: Maybe.

S: Other people sit on th

Late Night Texts 10D: I wish you would stop coming in my room.

S: Me too, Dean.

D: What the hell were you doing, anyway?

S: Looking for you.

D: Well you found me.

S: And I wish I hadn't.

S: You realize you have completely destroyed the western genre for me?

D: It wasn't that bad, Sam.

S: Assless chaps, Dean. Along with other western attire, you had on assless chaps.

D: And?

S: And now I'm going to see you in assless chaps every time I try to watch something remotely related to the west.

D: You're welcome.

S: Why the hell do you have assless chaps?

D: Easy access.

S: Easy access?

D: Yeah. Easy access.

S: Easy access to what?

D: For the smarter b

Late Night Texts 18D: Did you know Chuck Norris was in Star Wars?

S: No he wasn't. You're bull shitting me.

D: He was the force.

S: You're a dumbass.

D: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

S: Why don't you bother Cas? I'm sure he'd love to keep you occupied.

D: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

S: Dude, it's three in the morning. Go to sleep.

D: Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck bites frost.

S: That doesn't even make sense!

D: Chuck Norris was once hospitalized due to the fact he kicked his own ass.

S: That makes even less sense!

D: Chuck Norris can speak Russian…in Chinese

Late Night Texts 19D: Baby come back!

C: I just left, Dean.

D: You can blame it all on me!

C: Blame what? Has something happened since I left?

D: I was wrong and I just can't live without you!

C: Dean, are you feeling ill? I have only been away from you for five minutes.

D: When I walk on by, girls be lookin' like damn he fly.

C: Dean?

D: I pimp to the beat, walking down the street in my new lafreak

C: Are you possessed?

D: This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control.

C: Sam, I am worried about your brother.

S: Why? What happened now?! He didn't break my new laptop, did he?!

C: No. He keeps sending me strange messages.

S: Like what?

C:

Late Night Texts 1D: Sam?

S: Dude, I was sleeping.

D: Sam, I'm worried.

S: About what? It's two in the morning. Did you piss yourself or something?

D: I know it's two, but you don't have to be an ass.

S: Oh I'm sorry, next time you text me and wake me up I'll be fucking chipper.

D: I don't know what that means, but I'll kick your ass for it tomorrow.

D: I'm seriously worried, Sam.

S: All right, fine. I'll bite. Why are you worried?

D: Cas.

S:…is there more, or is that all I get?

D: Well, normally Cas comes when I call him. But he hasn't come at all.

S: Why the hell are you calling him at two?

D: ….would you believe friendly co

Late Night Texts 14C: Sam told me to ask you what you were wearing.

D: Did he now? That's…considerate of him.

C: I do not understand why Sam told me to ask you that… but now I am curious as to your attire.

D: Oh really?

C: We both know I would not have said it if it were not true.

D: You take all the fun out of this.

C: If you do not satisfy my curiosity about your clothes, I will send you back to hell.

D: Pushy, pushy.

C: Dean. I am warning you.

D: Fine, you pushy bastard.

D: I am wearing boxers.

C: I have not known you to go commando before.

D: You seriously take all the fun out of this.

C: Will you please explain to me what "this" is?

Late Night Texts 4D: I miss you.

C: I left you less than twenty-four hours ago.

D: That doesn't make me miss you any less.

C: What do you wish me to say?

D: An "I miss you too, Dean" would be nice. Although I'll settle for an "I love you."

C: I love you.

D:Yeah, you better.

C: I thought when one says "I love you" it is customary to respond with "I love you too."

D: You just want me to say I love you.

C: And you wanted me to say that I miss you.

D: But you do miss me.

C: And you do love me.

D: Yeah, I do.

C: Can I make an inquiry?

D: That terrifies me, but yeah, shoot.

C: Why do you love me?

D: Whoa, what?

C: You are not blind, Dean, and as you

Late Night Texts 3D: RISIN' UP! BACK ON THE STREETS!

S: Dude, go to sleep. It's three in the morning.

D: DID MY TIME, TOOK MY CHANCES!

S: Seriously, dude. Sleep.

D: WENT THE DISTANCE NOW I'M BACK ON MY FEET.

S: If I text the lyrics back to you will you go to sleep?

D: JUST A MAN AND HIS WILL TO SURVIVE.

S: Seriously, dude…you need a life.

D: SO MANY TIMES, IT HAPPENS SO FAST.

S: Why the fuck are you yelling at me through a text message?

D: YOU TRADE YOUR PASSION FOR GLORY!

S: I can't believe I'm doing this.

S: Don't lose your grip, on the dreams of the past.

D: YOU MUST FIGHT JUST TO KEEP THEM ALIVE.

S: There, I texted a lyric back, are y

Late Night Texts 2D: I feel manly.

S: Not again.

D: I feel really manly.

S: Last time you felt really manly I ended up with a broken nose.

D: Because you aren't manly.

S: You're seriously going to go through this again?

D: I'm manly, Sam. I don't go through anything.

D: I barrel through it at high force.

S: Riiiiiight.

D: Quiet, Sam! My manly senses are tingling.

S: Dude, you're texting me. You can't actually hear this.

D: STFU. You're feminism is screwing with my manliness.

S: FWD: (audio message enclosed)- with love, Castiel

S: And how does that make Your Manliness feel?

D: Like someone else was screwing with my manliness. I emerged from that

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Late Night Texts 17

by ~ThisBeautifulDream, May 13, 2012, 11:08:13 PM
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D: I think our toilet is haunted.

S: You what?

D: I think our toilet is haunted.

S: Does it have a lingering smell of death?

D: Yeah, actually!

S: That's because we shit in it, Dean.

D: You're a nasty fucker.

S: You're the one who thinks a toilet is haunted.

D: I'm serious, Sam!

S: And that worries me.

D: Do you not hear the noises it makes?

S: What noises?

D: It sounds like there's a beast in there.

S: Like old plumbing?

D: Like a beast.

S: You do realize it's a toilet?

D: Yeah I know it's a toilet! What the hell do you take me for?!

S: A dumbass.

D: I'll kick your ass Sam. Go salt the fucking toilet.

S: No! I'm not wasting salt on that!

D: It's haunted, Sam, now salt it!

S: I'm not going to waste our fucking salt on a fucking shitter!

D: You know what, fine, I don't care. I hope the toilet monster eats your ass, you fucking bastard.

G: You seem angry, Sam. What bit you on the ass?

S: The toilet monster.

Late Night Texts 17by ~ThisBeautifulDream

Literature / Prose / Fiction / General Fiction / Short Stories

When we were in New York, the toilet in our hotel room kept making some sort of rumbling noise.
Naturally, my friend and I turned into Sam and Dean (meaning I grabbed a pillow and she said Dean was cuter, so I hit her with it) and we attempted to exorcise the toilet.
It was two in the morning, we'd been on a bus from GA to NY all day, and it was funny as shit.