Late Night Texts 15

C: How much value do you place upon your laptop?

S: What?

C: How much love do you have for your laptop?

S: Is this some sort of joke?

S: Never mind, this is you.

C: I don't understand.

S: I feel like you say that every time we talk.

C: You are missing the point, Sam. How much value do you place on your laptop?

S: I love it. It means a lot to me. I'd be fucked without it.

C: Oh…

S: Why?

C: There is no reason for my inquiry.

S: Cas.

C: Yes?

S: What happened to my laptop?

C: …Nothing.

S: I will trap you with holy oil unless you tell me what happened.

C: Do you recall the film that I took Dean to see?

S: The Avengers?

C: Yes, that one.

S: Yeah I remember, why?

C: Because he has picked up the habits of one of the main characters.

S: And by that you mean?

C: …he thinks he is the Hulk.

S: What?!

C: He destroyed your laptop.

S: W…why would he do that?

C: I have already told you, he is under the current impression that he is the Hulk.

S: What the hell man?! Cas told me what you did to my laptop?! Why would you do that?!

D: DEAN SMASH!