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Late Night Texts 11

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D: Come on, Sam, you can't be that mad at me.

S: You laughed, Dean. It was my friend's funeral, and you fucking laughed.

D: What can I say? I put the fun back in funeral.

S: Yeah, and you can't spell funeral without F and U.

D: You can, but it wouldn't be funeral anymore. It'd be neral.

S: You are a dumbass. An overgrown, annoying as hell, dumbass.

D: Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

D: OW! Son of a bitch!

D: That was childish, Sam. Where the hell did you find a dictionary, anyway?
CRACK. Lots and lots of crack.

This might actually be the shortest thing I have ever written.
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"Where the hell did you find a dictionary, anyway?"

I can easily picture Sam just grabbing a random dictionary off the end-table and whipping it at Deans head, ninja style XD