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A STony Phone Call

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       "Hey, Steve?"
       
       "Tony?"
       
       "The one and only."
       
       "What happened? You only call me when something's wrong."
       
       "That's not true!"
       
       "Then why are you calling me?"
       
       "…."
       
       "That's what I thought."
       
       "Sometimes I think I hate you."
       
       "No you don't. Now tell me what happened."
       
       "Same shit, different day."
       
       "You mean Thor's brother went crazy and tried to take over New York again?"
       
       "Yupp."
       
       "This is sad, Tony."
       
       "What?"
       
       "Kicking Loki's ass is turning into our weekly date."
       
       "Be quiet Steve. You like the victory sex."
       
       "...."
       
       "Sorry, Steve. I couldn't hear that? Was that a 'oh, my boyfriend is ridiculously handsome and I can't wait to kick Loki's ass so I can go to his beautiful house and get fucked senseless?'"
       
       *click*
       
       "Steve?....Steve?.... I'll take that as a yes."
I like Steve and Tony, okay?
I like phone fics too....
So FUCK YOU.

I think Steve and Tony are one of the cutest fucking couples ever. I would love it if Joss Whedon, RD Jr. and Chris Evans would just cave in to the fandom. I mean...it'd be AWESOME.

Sorry about the title. I need a good punch to my brain or something.
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CrookedBunny's avatar
*Discreetly hides Potts away from existence* I agree.